The Borg Collective, in a last-ditch attempt to subdue Earth, have denied they have any affiliation with the so-called “steampunk” movement. “The Borg Collective does not follow trends” said the Borg Queen. I mean sure, we did go through a punk rock phase awhile back. And before that we had a hippie phase. And before […]

In the week since the rise into eternal socialist life of Cuban leader Fidel Castro many have praised him. Perhaps no eulogy has been as heart-felt as soclalist, oppressed victim of color and backup quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, Colin Kaepernick. “Fidel has done so much for the Cuban people” said the rarely used […]

On Monday the campus of Ohio State was shaken when a student, for reasons we may never know, ran his car into students before being shot by a white man. “We are all shocked and saddened by this” said an official at Ohio State. We have absolutely no idea what his motives could be. But […]

Every year in the weeks leading up to Halloween local resident William Fletcher can be seen in his studio, hunched over a bunch of pumpkins, furiously carving away. “I’m an artist and this is my art” he will tell anyone that listens. Every year I carve thousands of pumpkins into all shapes, sizes and designs. I’m […]

With millions preparing to travel for the Thanksgiving holiday, many will find themselves inconvenienced by the growing militancy of #Turkeylivesmatter. “I started my commute a few days earlier” said one man who was travelling by car. I wanted to beat the Wednesday evening rush so I left home on Tuesday. I had only gone a […]

House minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) announced today that when Hillary Clinton is sworn in on January 20th her first order of business will be working with the new President on an amnesty bill for zombies. “The undead must be brought into the mainstream” she told reporters. Since the zombie apocalypse started many have tried […]

In a disturbing security development it has been learned that ISIS fighters are having Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones shipped to them to use against the west. “This is of course not going to be tolerated by us” said President Obama. ISIS is the enemy of western civilization and western values. If they succeed in […]

Santa Monica landlord Stanley Roper was arrested today and charged with murdering his wife and three of his tenants (Jack Tripper, Janet Wood and Chrissy Snow pictured here). “It was the most brutal thing I have even seen on the job” said a detective at the scene. He had cut his wife’s head and breasts […]

Lately the possibility of terror attacks by lone wolves has been in the news as Al Qaeda and ISIS branch out to commit attacks in the United States. Well today at Manhattan Infidel™ I have found a lone wolf who has agreed to speak to me exclusively. MI: Good morning, Lone Wolf LW: Back at ya. MI: Why […]

St. Michael the Archangel is facing heat after slaying a dragon. Sources report that a battle of some sort broke out in Heaven and that the Archangel Michael, together with a cohort attacked and slew the dragon, which is protected under Heaven’s “Endangered Species Act.” As soon as it was confirmed that the dragon had […]