Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, September 16th, 2016

Soylent Green Now Free Range!

Soylent Green Ltd, makers of delicious and organic Soylent Green have announced that starting immediately all Soylent Green will be grown in “100 percent free-range conditions.” “We have heard the protests of the animal rights activists” said Soylent Green Ltd’s CEO It is true our Soylent Green has been grown in factories. Human coops actually. […]