Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, September 14th, 2016

Hillary Clinton Proves She is Fit to be President by Pulling Limbs Off Small Child!

Hoping to overcome negative publicity after she collapsed at the 9/11 memorial, Hillary Clinton has gone on “Operation Physical Prowess” to prove to detractors that she has the stamina to be president. As part of the new public relations campaign, supporters of Mrs. Clinton were asked to bring small children to a campaign event for […]