Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, September 2nd, 2016

Spock Files for Divorce!

Commander Spock of the Starship Enterprise filedĀ for divorce from his wife today. “I have sadly come to the conclusion that to remain in cohabitation is illogical” said the decorated officer. Vulcans mate for life. We have to. No other species in the alpha quadrant can handle a Vulcan sex drive. So for me to sue […]