Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, September 15th, 2016

World Shocked as Gilligan’s Island Test Fires Nuclear Missile!

The United Nations convened an emergency session today after the rogue and isolated island nation of Gilligan successfully test fired a nuclear missile. The Secretary General of the UN, Ban Ki-moon has said that any further acts of belligerence on the part of Gilligan’s Island will result in “sanctions and world condemnation.” From Martha’s Vineyard […]