Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, September 29th, 2016

Captain Crunch Goes Rogue; U.S. Warplanes Ordered to Sink Crunch’s Vessel as President Meets in Emergency Session With Cabinet!

President Obama went into an emergency session with top cabinet officials today as they discussed what to do with long-time Navy veteran Captain Crunch, who appears to have gone rogue somewhere in the South Pacific. “This is obviously a very dangerous time and events are still fluid” said the Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus. […]