Spam is the tie that binds

Having spent the entire night in an alleyway fondling strangers for money, I didn’t have anything prepared to write about when I returned home.  So I guess it’s another spam post. Spam and herpes:  The two constants in the life of Manhattan Infidel. That gives me an idea. A new category called “A Visit to the Herpes Factory.”

Nah, Jim from Asylum Watch has already done that. At least I think it was Jim. My apologies  if I am mistaken.  So sit back and enjoy the desiderata of western civilization.  (And yes I know that technically means “object of desire” but I’m so lonely.)

Nixextito writes:

They usually weigh much less than four pounds.

Usually yes, but I have a hernia.

Friertglutt writes:

The brothers made many trips to Japan and learned to appreciate the culture.

Would that culture include large-breasted Japanese women?

Rabbedabbe writes:

Five more large jars of mayonnaise!

Um, that’s not mayonnaise. But it is good for your complexion so feel free to sample.

Thomasoff writes:

Performance is maximized!

That’s why I keep extra jars of “mayonnaise” handy.

Vitabiotics writes:

Greetings from California!  I’m bored to death at work.

I assumed being a porn star would be more exciting.

Mansellemedia writes:

A complete discharge!

Hence the five jars of “mayonnaise.”

Kedenz writes:

However most partners aren’t willing to pay.

You want to play, you have to pay!  I’m not standing in a feces-strewed alleyway for my health! And while you’re here please take a complementary jar of “mayonnaise.”

Mgmopboil writes:

Yes. Pinehurst sells private, country club memberships.

You’ve obviously stumbled upon the wrong blog.  The only thing we have to sell here are jars of “mayonnaise.”

Guelphugo writes:

We need to strengthen the weak areas of our character.

I remain committed to my promise not to do anything untoward in your mouth.

Carreras MBT Murcia writes:

But one thing is sure there will be questions that you have not heard before.

I don’t know.  Usually when I’m brought in for questioning they always ask the same question: Was that you in the trench coat and is that your “mayonnaise“?

Kaynesinterconnection writes:

Avoid wearing clothing.

It’s how I attract and retain customers.

Easymark UK writes:

Progressive leaders learn to control their movements and have fun wrestling each other in shorts.

So you’re saying liberals are constipated and kinky?

Divewalk writes:

They have a soft rubber coating on them.

That’s to avoid the risk of painful friction against body parts.

Ugg Pas Cher writes:

Lose your kids, losers!

I agree with the sentiment.  Just make sure they don’t take your jars of “mayonnaise.”

Chaussure Moncler writes:

How can I attract more hits to my weblog?

First off it’s called a blog.  Secondly, think large-breasted Japanese women holding jars of “mayonnaise.”

And finally, Piramidenf writes:

Have online sex!

May I interest you in some jars of “mayonnaise?”

That’s all for now loyal readers. Keep your cards, letters, spam and “mayonnaise” coming.

Until next time,

The Manhattan Infidel

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