Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Wink Martindale Threat Level Assessment Chart Released

Following the tragic events last weekend in California where popular game show host Wink Martindale became inundated with radioactive isotopes after consuming a contaminated six pack of Bud Lite, the Department of Homeland Security has released a Threat Level Assessment Chart concerning Mr. Martindale. After consuming the six pack Martindale grew to 30 feel tall […]