Browsing the blog archives for March, 2010
As part of my continuing series of informative interviews, I sat down today for an exclusive talk with the Presidential Teleprompter, otherwise known as “REX GLORIOUSA 9000.” MI: Thanks for sitting down with me today. I know you have a busy schedule. What’s it like being the teleprompter for the President? RG 9000: Well it’s […]
Beatle John Lennon and his mistress, Japanese-born avant-garde artist Yoko Ono, today went to Coventry Cathredral to plant acorns for peace. Lennon, dressed in a white suit, grabbed a shovel and dug a hole to place the acorns in. “World peace is very important to me” said Lennon as he continued to dig. “World Peace. […]
Scientists drilling into a mile-deep remote glacier in the State of Tennessee have discovered what is apparently the body of Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States from 1993-2001. “Because of the cold the body was well-preserved. We didn’t know who it was at first” said a scientist. “Finally we checked his wallet […]