Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Stormtrooper Practical Joking Leads to Tragedy

The Galactic Empire’s Death Star exploded today.  The exact cause of the explosion is as yet undetermined though sources say Empire police are looking for two low-level stormtroopers who were last seen “messing with the thermostat.” “It’s true” said an anonymous source.   “Two stormtroopers would always play with the thermostat on the Death Star.  […]