Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Borg Assimilate TimeWarner

In a surprise move, The Borg Collective  have assimilated TimeWarner. The Borg Collective, a race of cybernetically enhanced humanoid drones of various species run by a collective “hive mind” orchestrated a hostile takeover of Time Warner, the third largest media and entertainment conglomerate in the world.  At 9 A.M. TimeWarner employees were herded into a […]