Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, August 10th, 2009

Paradise Runs Out of Virgins: New Martyrs to be Given Gift Baskets

In a stunning turn of events it has been revealed that Paradise has run out of virgins.  Kalif Shiek Ali, Director of Virgin Recruitment in Paradise made the announcement at a heavily attended press conference. “Look, our first priority has always been the comfort of our suicide bombers” a harried Ali said.  “And virgins seem […]