Browsing the blog archives for July, 2009
Arriving at Yankee Stadium today after working my usual night shift I grabbed a program and took my seat behind the Serengeti grass in the front row of the bleachers. Three things immediately crossed my mind. 1. Joba Chamberlain has never won a game in the new Yankee Stadium. 2. The Yankees were facing Brett […]
Along 23rd Street at night Lights from the construction site 35 dollar shirts for 5 dollars nothing says white trash like a mullet (115)
A black bear currently residing in Montana is suing The Nature Channel for defamation of character. “They shot over 200 hours of me for their damn documentary and what do they show? Just a couple shots of me in a stream tearing fish to shreds and eating them. Those shots were taken way out of […]
America’s 50 state Governors have announced that they will be holding a convention in Las Vegas where they will meet, discuss common issues and, most importantly, “Let our freak flag fly high baby!” From New York, Governor David Patterson, wearing his trademark “pimp suit” of double breasted purple, wide brimmed purple hat with garish feather […]