Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

*** Breaking News: ESPN to cover the Michael Jackson Memorial: “He Was the Greatest Ball Handler Ever” ***

ESPN has announced that it will cover the Michael Jackson Memorial live on ESPN and ESPN2.  George Bodenheimer, President of ESPN Networks announced today that they will be covering it live. “We were reluctant at first.  But you have to admit, the man was a great ball handler!’ (152)

Anabolic Steroid Tests Positive for Alex Rodriguez

The anabolic steroid community was rocked today when it was learned that a popular steroid had trace amounts of Alex Rodriguez in his system. The headquarters of the Anabolic Steroid League on Park Avenue released a statement that said in part, “We are of course deeply shocked and saddened that one of our steroids has […]