Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

President Obama Implements “Plan B” Protocol

Today after traveling to a remote town in Egypt to apologize to a local farmer for the death of his donkey, “A tragedy and I’m sorry”, President Barack Obama realized that he had in fact apologized to every last person on Earth.  After an awkward silence that seemed to go on forever the President decided […]