Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Spartan Warriors to Adopt New Uniforms

Responding to criticism of their time-honored Spartan battle dress, the King of Sparta today unveiled new uniforms for his warriors.  The old uniform, consisting of a long cape and tight leather underwear was deemed “insufficient protection” against a cruel and bloodthirsty enemy as well as “not conducive to maintaining bodily warmth in our all important […]