I really should update my Rolodex more often. Or at the very least I wish I had read this article  Old phone number for Yankee tickets now belongs to sex hot line before I called the Yankee customer service number that I had listed in my contacts.  I might have avoided lots of trouble.  And […]

“Nothing. How about some practice?”  ~ First-base coach Stump Merrill-His wife, Carole, had asked him what a first-base coach did other than “pat guys on the rear end.” The day after celebrating Easter it was time to celebrate the beginning of the 2013 Major League Baseball season.  And in keeping with the theme of resurrection […]

  Despite winning 95 games and the American League Eastern Division last year many questions surround the Yankees at the start of Spring Training.  Shortstop Derk Jeter will be 39 this year and is recovering from a broken ankle.  AROD is out until July at the earliest.  Last year’s starting catcher is now with Pittsburgh.  […]

“Old timers day is right around the corner.  The current Yankees can play in that game too” ~ Fan at Yankee Stadium So while those who may read my blog spent the weekend with loved ones I, your humble blogger, went to game five of the ALDS and game one of the ALCS. First: The […]

“When the legend becomes fact,  print the legend.” ~ The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence There is a new sheriff in the Big Apple.  And unlike our current sheriff, Lord Bloombergdouche, our new sheriff will let his subjects drink 32-ounce Big Gulps.  And who is the new sheriff?  Why Raul Ibanez of course.  On a […]

“We got some female stuff for you right here” ~ said at the Yankees women’s team store. The above photo is from the New York Yankees “Women’s team store” where they apparently sell merchandise that will appeal to women.  Basically its the same shit they sell at the other stores, only pink.  No word on […]

“This chicken is delicious” ~ Anonymous Yankee Remember the good old days of July?  The Yankees held an 11½ game lead.  Those were the days my friend.  I thought they’d never end. And so I found myself on a Saturday afternoon during labor day weekend at Yankee Stadium.  The Yankees had lost the night before […]

“We girls are good enough, strong enough and gosh golly, just as good as the boys!” ~ Sandra Fluke The above photo is home plate at the old Yankee Stadium.  And no, you cannot smoke at the old Yankee Stadium location.  You see this is King Bloomberg’s New York and smoking in public is illegal […]

“The Red Sox are not a humorous institution sir.  And insubordination is no laughing matter.” ~ Bobby Valentine to Dustin Pedroia And so late in August the Boston Mutineers came to town to play a three-game series against the Yankees. The Yankees started Hiroki Kiroda (12-8 2.96) and the Mutineers started Josh “Where’s my chicken, […]

“I hate Hispanics” ~ Mark Teixeira The above photo was taken by your humble blogger before the game.  It’s the new Yankee Stadium as seen from the approximate location of home plate at the old (and torn down) Yankee Stadium Today the Yankees ended their home stand by playing the Seattle Pilots Mariners.   The Yankees […]