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NFL Poetry Slam!

The Manhattan Infidel blog is more than just a site people can browse between downloading videos of Asian lesbians. While I don’t want to discount the important role that Asian lesbian Google searches play for my readers my blog is also a site that hopes to raise the intellectual and spiritual values of visitors.  And […]

My Exclusive Interview with Pete Best

The Beatles.  The most successful recording act of all time.  Everyone knows them.  John, Paul, George and Ringo.  But perhaps what some don’t know is that they had a drummer before Ringo – Pete Best.  From 1960 to 1962 Pete was the Beatles drummer during their formative years only to be fired on the cusp […]

My Exclusive Interview With a Vampire

As most people are aware, vampires are all the rage at the moment.  From TV series like the Vampire Diaries to the Twilight movie franchise vampires have transformed themselves in the public eye from the evil, dark bloodsuckers of yore to the modern, sensitive dream date for women.  But is this just Hollywood fantasy?  What […]

300: The Director's Cut

Recently I bought the director’s cut DVD of the popular movie “300.”  And I must say that the differences between the director’s cut and the original release enabled me to have a new interpretation of that movie, an interpretation I feel modern man can relate to.  I shall now highlight a few instances from the […]

Justice Department Settles Lawsuit Against Charles Townsend Detective Agency

The Justice Department has reached a settlement in its long-standing dispute with the Charles Townsend Detective Agency (known locally as “Charlie’s Angels”). The lawsuit, (U.S. vs. Charles Townsend Agency) was designed to open up the hiring practices of Townsend, which had come under fire after complaints that he only hired young, nubile women. “Seriously.  Who […]

Frosty the Snowman Busted in Failed Suicide Bomb Attack

In an undercover sting operation, FBI agents in conjunction with Homeland Security arrested a popular snowman by the the name of Frosty after he allegedly tried to set off an explosive at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. Frosty was arrested after he dialed a cell phone that he thought would set of a powerful explosive, […]

My Exclusive Interview with Gandalf the White

Gandalf the White cut a dramatic figure, his staff in his hand. “You shall NOT pass…….up these great savings opportunities.  All week at select stores.  Tell them Gandalf the White sent you.” The director yelled “Cut!” and another take was filmed.  Between takes I had the opportunity to sit down with this legendary figure of […]

Hard Times Befall Sesame Street

Sesame Street, tucked away in upper Manhattan in New York City, once the poster child for urban recovery, has fallen on hard times as of late. “It’s seen a dramatic increase in violent crime the past year” said NYPD Commissioner Raymond Kelly.  “I fear we just don’t have the resources to keep the streets safe.” […]

Cost Overruns Plague Six Million Dollar Man

When former astronaut Steve Austin awoke after crashing his plane his life was permanently changed.  He was missing one eye, both legs and his left arm. “It was definitely a game-changer” says Austin.  “I mean, what can a blind cripple do except maybe get a job in the Buffalo Bills offensive line?” Enter Oscar Goldman, […]

Happy Thanksgiving From Your Friends at the Federal Government

Hello fellow residents inside the borders of these United States.  Once again Thanksgiving has come around.  As some of you may be aware, the Federal Government, using the powers vested in it by the Constitution, have made changes to the way Americans celebrate this Eurocentric holiday. It would have been our preference to ban this […]