Lieutenant commander Spock stood beside a converted 1964  Buick Riviera. “I knew changes were coming.  I knew the budget was going to be reduced.  But this is ridiculous” said the frustrated career Star Fleet officer. The Star Ship Enterprise, capable of speeds of warp 8 and outfitted with photon torpedoes had been mothballed, the victim […]

I was fortunate to be able to sit down with the man of the hour, the most talked about two million dollar per episode man of Hollywood, Charlie Sheen.  Now, I realize I am not ABC or NBC or any of the networks.  I am just a humble blogger.  So I thank Mr. Sheen for […]

Recently I had a chance to sit down with the Big Bad Wolf, or “Wolfie” as his friends call him.  Mr. Wolf has been in the news recently accused of attempting to molest local teen vixen Little Red Riding Hood. MI:  Good morning Mr. Wolf.  Let’s begin with the question all my readers want to […]

Ken and Barbie, long considered one of Hollywood’s golden couples have split.  Barbie made the announcement on her Facebook page: After much careful reflection we have decided to end our relationship.  Though Ken will always be my friend over the years we have grown apart.  And Ken doesn’t have a penis. The announcement seemed to […]

The news that English Actor Henry Cavill, best known for his role in The Tudors, will be the next Superman has thrown new light on an old Hollywood tradition:  hiring the English to play American roles. “Hollywood has always had an inferiority complex about itself” according to one pop culture historian.  “And it sees the […]

The staid, conservative Midwestern city of Milwaukee Wisconsin has been torn in two by the infamous Howard Cunningham scandal. Cunningham, businessman, lodge member and erstwhile family man shocked his friends and family by sending out a written statement announcing the end of his marriage to his wife Marion. After years of denying my true sexuality […]

Recently I had a chance to land an interview with George Taylor, better known as the only survivor of  four astronauts who landed in Earth’s future, where humans were enslaved and inferior and the planet was ruled by Apes.  The interview took place over dinner. MI:  Thanks for meeting with me. Taylor:  Manhattan Infidel, would […]

Following the tragic events last weekend in California where popular game show host Wink Martindale became inundated with radioactive isotopes after consuming a contaminated six pack of Bud Lite, the Department of Homeland Security has released a Threat Level Assessment Chart concerning Mr. Martindale. After consuming the six pack Martindale grew to 30 feel tall […]

On Sunday, January 23rd, famous “fitness” legend Jack LaLanne died of pneumonia at his home in Morro Bay, California.  I put fitness in quotes because as my extensive investigation will show, Mr. LaLanne was anything but an example of a healthy fitness lifestyle. Trading in favors with my many contacts with the Moro Bay sheriff’s […]

For years Santa had stopped at the Island of Misfit Toys.  But no more. “I wouldn’t go near that place anymore” said Santa.  “It’s more dangerous than Mexico, Afghanistan or Detroit.” The culprit is politics.  For years the Island of Misfit Toys had been ruled by King Moonracer (pictured here), an absolute, hereditary monarch.  But […]