Flo, popular saleswoman for Progressive Insurance has been arrested it has been learned.  In what may be a law enforcement first, Flo has been charged with “violence and harrassment related to an addiction for selling insurance.” As Flo sits in a guarded and solitary cell, “We didn’t want her selling insurance to the other inmates”, victims […]

It has been learned that Sheriff Andy Taylor of the town of Mayberry is currently the subject of a Federal civil rights probe. The Fed are close to unsealing an indictment charging Sheriff Taylor, among other things, for “creating an atmosphere of terror” in Mayberry that left citizens traumatized. It is alleged that Sheriff Taylor, […]

In a shocking act of senseless violence, a harmless, gentle young boy named Aaron who loves nothing more than playing his drum while his pet lamb, donkey and camel dance was savagely attacked and beaten by this man, former Beatle drummer Pete Best. Witnesses report that the gentle young lad was drumming his signature tune, […]

I ended part III of my interview with Santa by visiting a local establishment and showing my support for single mothers.  I now present my fourth and final installment.  You know, I don’t mean to brag but I smell a Pulitzer.  And if anyone from the networks is reading this I’m ready for my closeup. […]

As part II of my exclusive interview with St. Nick ended we had exercised our minds and our bodies in wholesome physical activity.  I  now present part III of my interview with this rather remarkable figure. MI:  This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before. Santa:  It’s a bit above your kind.  Just […]

As part I of my interview with Santa ended we were discussing over-regulation and how it is killing business.  I now present part II of my interview with the most popular person among boys and girls around the globe. Santa:  You want a piece of me?  You want me punk?  Here I am.  Come on […]

With Christmas fast approaching we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel are pleased that the man himself, St. Nick has agreed to stop by and talk to us.  I thank Santa Claus for taking time out of his busy schedule to sit down for an interview. MI:  Santa. Thank you.  I know you’re […]

In what can only be described as a disturbing example of a person not knowing their station in life, a working class flight attendant from American Airlines had the temerity to ask, nay, demand that Alec Baldwin turn off his electronic devices. Our hero Mr. Baldwin, clearly rattled by the breach of protocol, retreated to […]

Today I have the privilege to sit down and interview a pop culture icon:  The legendary Kermit the Frog himself. MI:  Kermit it is my privilege to interview you.  I’ve been a fan for years. KF:  Yeah whatever. MI:  You have a new movie coming out. Tell me about it.  Are you excited to be […]

December, 1620.  Plymouth Colony The protest movement known as “Occupy Plymouth Rock” that has the whole world watching entered its second week. “We’re here for the long run” said Occupation military leader Miles Standish. “This is what democracy looks like.” The occupiers, or “pilgrims” as they prefer to be known have landed at Plymouth Rock […]