Oscar winning actress Angelina Jolie has revealed that she has had both of her breasts amputated after discovering that she is at risk of getting breast cancer in the future. “I have just completed three months of medical procedures to remove both of my breasts”  the brave woman said. My decision to have a mastectomy […]

GEICO is one of the largest car insurance companies in America with over 11 million insured customers.  Yet there is one demographic that GEICO has had difficulties with:  Jews. “It’s true” said a GEICO spokesman.  “Jews just don’t want to insure with us.  I blame the damn Gecko.” At the root of the problem is […]

Blimpie, the sandwich chain giant has rolled out a new menu item:  The Gallstone Wrap. “We were looking to develop a new food item for our menu that our competitors didn’t have” said Blimpie’s chief operating officer. We tried a number of different sandwich combinations but none of them were what we were looking for.  […]

Alvin and the Chipmunks, the all-time pop chipmunk recording group have decided to go their separate ways. “It was inevitable” said a source close to them that wishes to remain anonymous. You had those chipmunk egos.  Add the business problems they were having and you have a recipe for disaster. The Chipmunks, originally from Liverpool, […]

A professional basketball player has shocked teammates, fans and press by coming out today as a white man. “It’s true” said Steve Nash of the Los Angeles Lakers.  “Deep down I’ve always known something was different about me.” Deep down I think I’ve always known I was white but didn’t want to admit it to […]

It has been revealed today that Hollywood Super couple Katy Perry and John Mayer, known in the tabloids at “Ka-May” are to do something.  A fan website dedicated to the celebrity couple has this latest entry: Breaking news:  Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely doing something.  But I’m having dinner right now.  I’ll scan […]

Famed Nickelodeon personality Dora the Explorer has gone missing in Central American and has not been heard from in over a week, prompting a full scale search and rescue effort funded by Nickelodeon and The U.S. State Department. “I don’t know where she is” lamented Dora’s mother.  “I just want my daughter back.  Okay, I […]

Easter is just around the corner and with that in mind today it is my pleasure to introduce the one and only Easter Bunny. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Bunny.  Is that what you prefer to be called?  What should I call you? EB:  Just call me whatever the hell you want.  Hey, you got a […]

  Perhaps there is no more legendary New York filmmaker than Martin Scorsese.  Using the city as a backdrop he has directed some of the greatest movies ever.  I was fortunate enough recently to have the opportunity to interview him. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Scorsese.  I’m a fan. MS: Of course you are.  Why wouldn’t […]

The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has announced today an affirmative action program for its school. “I am proud of Hogwarts and the work we do preparing the next generation of little shits, er, I mean wizards” declared Deputy Head Mistress Minerva McGonagall. But I must admit that our students are, well, white.  Very […]