Toucan Sam, mascot for Fruit Loops has entered rehab for unspecified addictions. James M. Jenness, chairman of the board for Kellogg, maker of Fruit Loops, has confirmed the news. “Naturally at this difficult time all our thoughts are with Sam” said Jenness. Sam and Kellogg have a long professional history and we will stand behind […]

Rapunzel, frequently described as “one of the most beautiful people in the world” by People Magazine was cited today by the Fire Department of New York City for violations of the fire code in her Tower co-op. “We have found several violations” declared the FDNY’s commissioner Salvatore J. Cassano. Miss Rapunzel’s co-op has no stairs. […]

Good news for all struggling writers, would-be writers, those curious about writing, those curious about writing but don’t want anyone to find out, those who wrote once but stopped because of shame and those who secretly write every Friday night in the bushes in Central Park. NBC needs help!  No, not meds for their executives. […]

For the past couple weeks much discussion has centered around Belle Knox, the Duke university freshman who started doing porn to pay for tuition.  I was lucky enough to have an exclusive sit-down with the fascinating and empowered young woman. MI: Good afternoon Miss Knox. BN: Hey, what’s up dude. MI: Let’s get straight to business. BN: Ooh, I […]

Scandal rocked the tight-knit show biz community as it was alleged that award-winning actor James Franco tried to lure an underage girl to a hotel room for a tryst. When the news broke the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel sprang into action.  Dammit I used my safe word!  Stop! First off one must applaud the […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than the established actress, Gwyneth Paltrow. MI: Good afternoon Miss Paltrow GP: Thank you Manhattan Infidel.   MI: Let’s talk about –  GP: Excuse me.  I’m Gwyneth Paltrow, respected and elite actress.  I’ll talk about what I want to talk about. MI: I’m sorry.  What would you you […]

Aragorn of Middle Earth, son of Arathorn and Ranger of the North has admitted that he “really doesn’t like hobbits.” “Look, I’m a ranger of the North” he told celebrity gossip site TMZ. It’s my job to patrol Middle Earth.  It’s my job to keep it safe.  But that doesn’t mean I enjoy it.  It’s […]

Keith Richards, legendary guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has announced that he is writing a children’s book. “It’s true” said Mr. Richards on his website. I have just become a grandfather for the fifth time, so I know what I’m talking about. The bond, the special bond, between kids and grandparents is unique and should […]

Television personality Alec Baldwin, fed up with the demands of fame, has announced his intention to leave public life for good. Since the mission statement of the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel says clearly that “no stone will be left unturned in pursuit of the truth” (1) I have invited Mr. Baldwin to explain his reasons for […]

Smeagol, formerly of the Shire,  and actress Maggie Lawson of USA’s Psych (pictured here) have announced that they are ending their relationship.  “I hoped it wouldn’t come to this” said Lawson. At first everything was fine between us.  I was attracted to his confidence.  And his ability to catch fish.  He was so different than […]