Controversial Super Hero the Incredible Hulk has inked a seven figure endorsement deal with Haggar Slacks. “Hulk smash!  And Hulk look smashing in Haggar slacks” declared the Hulk at the press conference announcing the deal. With the Hulk by his side, Haggar CEO Michael Stiff announced that the Hulk will become the face of Haggar. “Haggar […]

The  home association of the 300 block of Elm Street has asked Aquaman to leave their neighborhood as soon as possible.  They have also sought an injunction to stop the marine superhero from swimming in their pools. “Look none of us are racist” said the Association president. But Aquaman is, well, different than the rest […]

Caitlyn Jenner, by all accounts the most courageous person the world has ever seen, accepted the Arthur Ashe Courage Award to the delight and acclaim of the packed crowed at the ESPN ESPY Awards ceremony. Wearing a Versace dress that showed off his firm, yet supple breasts, Caitlyn strode to the stage to accept the […]

Superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed coming out of a Subway sandwich shop in Glendale California. According to reports the couple ordered two Meatball Marinara footlongs, kids’ meals for their younger ones, and a chicken teriyaki sandwich. When news reached the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ that the power couple had gone into a […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing actor Jared Padalecki, best known as Sam Winchester on the long-running TV series “Supernatural.” MI: Good afternoon Jared JP: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You’ve spent the past ten years starring on one of the biggest hits on television. This has brought you fame, money and a beautiful […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure to interview one of the internet’s biggest stars, George Takei. MI:Good afternoon George. GT: Oh my.  Please.  Call me Mr. Takei.  You take away my dignity by using my first name. MI:  Okay, I apologize.  I didn’t mean to offend. GT: It doesn’t matter if […]

For the third quarter in a row, Soylent Green Enterprise Ltd, maker of Soylent Green has seen its market share fall dramatically. “If this keeps up we may be forced out of business” said Soylent Green’s CEO. Once the standard in the post-apocalyptic food stuff market, Soylent Green has seen steady inroads in its market […]

On the heels of the resignation of its former head, Rachel Solezal, Vice President Naima Quarles-Burnley announced that singer and actress Jessica Simpson has been named the new full-time president of the organization. “Jessica will bring to our organization her history of blackness and struggle’”said Quarles-Burnley. And while we respect and honor our former president […]

Usually at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have to seek out subjects to interview.  Today is different.  The subject of today’s interview called and requested to speak to me.  And so without further adieu I now present my exclusive interview with former football star, Hollywood star, acquitted double murderer and convicted robber and […]

Darth Vader of the Galactic Empire has been called back to the home planet to answer accusations that he regularly abused, threatened and bullied subordinates. According to sources within the Empire, Vader’s superiors had for some time been carefully monitoring his interactions within the Galactic Empire. “We take our commitment to providing an inclusive, nurturing […]