Star Fleet has decided to become proactive regarding the scandal of green women that threatens its very existence. “We’ve ignored it for too long” said a Star Fleet executive. We’ve known about this for awhile but have turned the other way. You know. Men in space. Boys will be boys. Let them have some fun. […]

Casper the Friendly Ghost announced today that he is entering rehab for “substance abuse and assorted emotional issues.” “I have let down my friends, both living and dead” said Casper. While the public knows Casper as a a personable ghost who loved children and tried be friends with all, sources report that behind the scenes […]

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Star Ship Enterprise, pride of Star fleet, is experiencing issues connecting to the WiFi in his ready room. The problems for Picard began when Star Fleet upgraded the WiFi on all their Starships.  What follows is the transcript of the phone call, captured via Star Fleet’s new Cisco Finesse software […]

Disgraced  former nightly news anchor Brian Williams, pictured here, made a triumphant return to television, anchoring the afternoon breaking news on NBC’s sister network, MSNBC. As his helicopter took flak from FOX news snipers located on building roofs along Sixth avenue, a ladder was lowered, and Williams, his bulging, glistening biceps exposed because of his shirtlessness, […]

The Blob has announced that he intends to go on a diet and join a gym. “It’s tough being me” said the Blob. I’m the only one of my species on this planet. I want to mate. To experience love. To feel the joy of two minds meeting. And one not being dissolved by the other. […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing one of the most fascinating and controversial characters of the last quarter century. I am of course speaking about RoboCop. MI: Good afternoon RoboCop. RC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel.  Are you committing a crime. MI: What?  No. Not in months. So tell me.  What have you been doing […]

Former Olympian and self-identified female Caitlyn Jenner has been fired from her job as a phone sex operator after just one customer. “I don’t have to tell you that the years of hormone therapy were pretty expensive” said Caitlyn. I had to do something to pay the bills.  NBC was only paying me scale to […]

After a brief experiment with the social media site “Tinder”, She Hulk has told friends that she will be deleting her account “with extreme prejudice.” “Being a super hero is a busy life” said She Hulk. And I’m a lawyer too. It can be difficult to find the time to meet men. So one of my friends […]

Dateline 2027 Former pop superstar Miley Cyrus was arrested today along route 9 in Dutchess County, New York, wearing provocative clothing and asking drivers to “honk if you want to twerk with me.” “We picked up Miss Cyrus and gave her a citation for suborning people to commit twerking” said a sheriff’s deputy. The arrest was […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™, the most trusted name in fake news, I have the honor of interviewing Mr. Humpty Dumpty, perhaps the best-known anthropomorphic egg in the English speaking world. MI: Good day Mr. Dumpty. HD: Good day to you, Mr. Infidel.  It’s a pleasure to be here. MI: Let’s begin with what everyone […]