The 8th annual Superheroes Social ended abruptly after a brawl broke out among the attendants, forcing local police to break up the social and arrest several participants. “It was the wildest thing I’ve ever seen” said a policeman called to the scene. Police separated the combatants while trying to figure out how it began.  Apparently the trouble […]

Tarzan and Jane, the world’s second most popular half-naked wild couple, behind only Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have announced that they are breaking up. “Tarzan love Jane. Tarzan all broke up” said Tarzan. Sources close to the super feral couple say that the breakup was long in coming and that it was Jane who […]

Batman announced today that he will be changing where he gets his Bat Suit dry cleaned. “I bring my suit in twice a month to be cleaned” said the caped crusader. The suit gets dirty with all the fighting. It’s important I intimidate. And I can’t do that if my Bat Suit is wrinkled and dirty. […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the famous doll, Barbie. I want to thank Barbie for agreeing to be interviewed by me and I want to thank Mattel for not breaking my legs. MI: Good afternoon Barbie. It’s a pleasure to have you here. Barbie:Thank you. Do you […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing Mark Ruffalo.  I must admit I never have seen any of his movies but I’m told he’s a famous actor. And because he’s famous and an actor his opinions matter. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Ruffalo. MR: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel.  No doubt you are a […]

Ernest Stavros Blofeld, regional director of the global criminal organization Spectre today fired his entire staff and replaced them with contractors. “I don’t have to tell you that my project is expensive” said the criminal mastermind. Hiring astrophysicists from NASA and Russia, buying rocket fuel, building rockets, hollowing out a volcano and building my headquarters, none […]

Hoping to end criticism that Hollywood is a racist and lily-white community, Danny Devito announced that he will be filming a biography of noted civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr. Speaking about the Oscars, Devito said, “It’s unfortunate that the entire country is a racist country.” So it’s an example of the fact that even though […]

Long used to being alone, the Elephant Man has seen a marked increase in his social circle thanks to speed dating. “I got tired of spending Saturday nights alone” he said. There are plenty of young available women at work. But I didn’t have any luck with them. I would try to talk them up […]

Helen of Troy, wife of King Menelaus, current paramour of Paris and reportedly the most beautiful woman in the world has officially changed her Facebook status from “married” to “It’s complicated.” “This has been coming for awhile” said a friend. While she is technically still married to Menelaus she’s spent the past couple years in […]

The 1960s were the glory years for rock groupies. Change was in the air.  Change in music. Change in morals.  Rock groups touring the country began to take advantage of young girls who wanted to sleep with them. What follows are the stories of two women, whom I shall name C.H.E and L.T. for privacy’s sake. C.H.E […]