Local residents Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, long known for their contentious and violent relationship, have announced the opening of an S&M themed club in their basement. “We got the permits” said Tom. Everything is legal. There is nothing the cops can to to stop us celebrating our love. It’s a shame that in America today there […]

Long a regular fixture of Ashdown Forest, Winnie the Pooh’s behavior has begun to trouble residents. “He was a very nice, um whatever he was” said Mrs. Lincoln, the proprietor of a local B&B. He wasn’t the brightest person around. Rather naive. Slow-witted. A dolt actually. But occasionally he would show some common sense. I remember […]

With the advent of Summer, Gotham’s high society social schedule is in full swing. One person not celebrating however is The Riddler. “No one invites me. Ever!” said the distraught Riddler. It’s like they don’t think I’m good enough for high society or something. But I can be swank. I can be very swank. I’m more […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing Academy Award  and Golden Globe winning actor Kevin Spacey, who currently stars in the acclaimed Netflix series, House of Cards. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Spacey.  I don’t believe we’ve ever had such a distinguished award winning actor grace our pages before. […]

Local Chicago resident Steve Urkel was found murdered in Grant Park. “It was the most brutal thing I’ve ever witnessed” said a detective on the scene. I’ve been a cop for a long while so I’ve seen things. But nothing like this. It’s shaken pretty hard core police.  The body was absolutely brutalized. His head […]

What is a celebrity? In olden times there were only three networks and a handful of shows. To get on television was an accomplishment and one had to have talent. Now with the advent of cable that has changed. Thousands of channels and thousands of shows mean anyone can be a celebrity. You can even […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing actress, producer, blogger and former spouse of Cold Play lead vocalist Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow. MI: Good afternoon Ms. Paltrow. [Paltrow does not respond] MI: Ms. Paltrow? GP: Manhattan Infidel, do you believe in intimacy and energetic polarity? MI:  I’m not sure. What does that mean? GP: I believe […]

Recovering in a hospital room after falling off the Empire State Building, King Kong could only complain. “You know I heard New Yorkers were nice to tourists” said the heavily bandaged Megaprimatus Kong. I’m from an island in the south pacific so New York was a little scary at first. But I had one of […]

Make up and hair by oh who cares Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the distinct pleasure of interviewing the Bride of Frankenstein. MI: Good afternoon Bride of Frankenstein. It’s a pleasure to talk to you. BOF: First off I’m not his bride. Okay. We went out once.  I am not in a committed relationship with him. […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing an ancient Egyptian mummy who calls himself Imhotep who swears he is not Boris Karloff. MI: Good afternoon, um, mummy? NBK: You may address me as Imhotep.  I am an ancient Egyptian priest who was revived by foolish archeologists. MI: Really? Because you look a lot like Boris […]