Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of the unstoppable journalistic juggernaut of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than Pig-Pen (no, not the guy from the Grateful Dead.) MI: Good [cough] afternoon Pigpen. PP: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. I must say I am pleased to be here. Most people want to interview Chuck or […]

President Obama went into an emergency session with top cabinet officials today as they discussed what to do with long-time Navy veteran Captain Crunch, who appears to have gone rogue somewhere in the South Pacific. “This is obviously a very dangerous time and events are still fluid” said the Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus. […]

Robin, renowned sidekick and “close personal friend” of Batman has announced that he is being audited by the Internal Revenue Service. “Yeah, they’re coming after me” said Robin. You know I’m not W2 I’m 1099. I’m an independent contractor working with Batman. I don’t technically work for Batman. I don’t know why he never hired me. […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing one of the more controversial entertainment figures of our day. None other than Kanye West himself. MI: Good afternoon Mr. West. KW: I am God’s vessel. MI: Um. KW: My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform. […]

Filthy rich elitist asshole Bruce Springsteen has come forward to talk about his bouts with “crippling depression” and how he overcame it. “I was lying in bed in one of the master bedrooms in one of my mansions” said the rich, privileged asshole. I forget which mansion but it’s the one where one of the […]

Soylent Green Ltd, makers of delicious and organic Soylent Green have announced that starting immediately all Soylent Green will be grown in “100 percent free-range conditions.” “We have heard the protests of the animal rights activists” said Soylent Green Ltd’s CEO It is true our Soylent Green has been grown in factories. Human coops actually. […]

The United Nations convened an emergency session today after the rogue and isolated island nation of Gilligan successfully test fired a nuclear missile. The Secretary General of the UN, Ban Ki-moon has said that any further acts of belligerence on the part of Gilligan’s Island will result in “sanctions and world condemnation.” From Martha’s Vineyard […]

Lieutenant Commander Tuvok, Chief of Security and Chief Tactical Officer for the Starship Voyager has been named “The Most Boring Vulcan” by the editors of Vulcan Life. “Tuvok has consistently shown the ability to put inanimate objects to sleep” began the editorial. And while this ability is in and of itself highly illogical it is what he […]

Commander Spock of the Starship Enterprise filed for divorce from his wife today. “I have sadly come to the conclusion that to remain in cohabitation is illogical” said the decorated officer. Vulcans mate for life. We have to. No other species in the alpha quadrant can handle a Vulcan sex drive. So for me to sue […]

Notorious serial rapist Pepe Le Pew was executed in the electric chair this morning, putting an end to his reign of terror against women everywhere. Pepe’s lawyer had long maintained that his client was innocent and it was all just a case of cultural misunderstanding. “Mr. Le Pew comes from France” he said. Being a locksmith […]