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Being a world-famous blogger many people often ask me to stop sending selfies to their daughters what I do in my spare time. The answer? Read. Yes, when Manhattan Infidel isn’t posting for his audience he is usually hunched over a good book. And what is the book I am reading now? Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guide […]
The planet Vulcan of the United Federation of Planets, long on the forefront of technology and intellectual development, achieved another first today with the opening of an all-Vulcan dating site. “I sensed a void in the Vulcan soul” said Our Logical Time’s founder and CEO Chu’lak Millions upon millions of Vulcans screaming out and reaching […]
Following up on an earlier post that detailed the tragic “death” of Puff the Magic Dragon I was contacted by Puff himself from his prison cell who wanted to tell his story. MI: Good afternoon Puff. PMD: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. Thanks for meeting with me. MI: Let’s start off with the obvious: I thought you were dead? […]
Today at Manhattan Interview I have the pleasure of interviewing the Science and First Officer of the Star Ship Enterprise, Lt. Commander Spock himself. MI: Good afternoon Commander Spock. Spock:Good afternoon human blogger. MI: Do they have blogs on Vulcan? Spock: No. MI: Why not? Spock: To expend energy on a vanity project that no one will read is highly […]
Tragedy struck the land called Honahlee today as local resident Puff the so-called Magic Dragon was taken out by a SWAT team led by Honahlee’s new tough on crime sheriff. “We had reports of a large, naked figure frolicking in the autumn mist” said the sheriff. As you know my department has banned frolicking because […]
An alien botanist, known only at “E.T.” was severely burned today when the Samsung phone he was using to phone home exploded, leaving him with third-degree burns over half his body. “Poor little fellow” said a by-stander who saved the burning botanist by throwing a blanket over him. I blame myself. I gave him the […]
Santa’s workforce of elves walked off the job today, threatening the timely delivery of millions of toys around the globe. “We want a livable wage” said a leader of the walkout. For too long we have had to suffer at the hands of Santa and his wage deprivation. We have families to support. Nine dollars […]
Already suffering from the fallout of the Colin Kaepernick kneeling during the national anthem, the NFL was struck another blow as a security guard was caught on film masturbating just feet away from cheerleaders during last Sunday’s game in San Diego. The guard in question has fired the guard and the company that hired him stated […]
Clifford, a big red dog who lives with his owner, eight-year old Emily Elizabeth, has bee busy showing his balls off to the entire neighborhood. And the neighborhood is getting tired of it. “I’m a tolerant fellow” said one resident. But this big red dog has got to go. I mean he struts all over […]
Tensions are high in the North Pole after protesters from Bumble Lives Matter blocked streets and prevented Santa from making a test run with his reindeer. “We are tired of these white elves oppressing us and taking our teeth” said a member of the activist group. This Hermie or Herby or whatever his name is […]