The man with no name, the bounty hunter sometimes called “Blondie” has been asked to removed his poncho and give it back to the Mexican people. “White men should not wear ponchos” said a spokesman for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Mexicans. This is a white man. A bounty hunter. Like all white men […]

Since the suicide of Aaron Hernandez attention has once again focused on the NFL and their players. Many are asking the question, “Are NFL players naturally violent?”  With this in mind I sat down with the Commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Goodell. RG: What? What? Did you kill somebody? Is that a gun? MI: […]

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is facing accusations that it engaged in a pattern of sexual harassment against female concertgoers. “I saw an ad for one of their concerts in my sorority” said a local college girl. And I though, yeah, why not go see them. They’ve been going in and out of style […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I had planned on spending the day cleaning the grout in my bathroom but then I received an unexpected phone call from noted elite Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano. AM: Hello  Is this the world famous, widely-read and influential blogger known as Manhattan Infidel? MI: Um, yeah, that’s exactly who I am. AM: Good afternoon […]

Semi-talented, billionaire con man Bruce Springsteen admitted today that for years he has been cheating on his taxes and that he has a perfectly logical explanation:  “I’m a Democrat and can get away with it.” I sat down with the semi-talented, semi-differentially abled star to address his stunning admission. MI: Good afternoon Bruce. BS: Would you like […]

In shocking news that horrified the elite throughout the civilized western world, thousands of rich, privileged, young white millennials, after shelling out up to 20,000 dollars for a once in a lifetime concert experience in the Bahamas were forced to live in tents and eat cheese sandwiches. “It was horrible” said one attendee who paid […]

Intrepid local crime fighters Courageous Cat and his sidekick Minute Mouse were killed today by their arch-nemesis Chauncey Frog. “It happened so fast” said an eye witness. Courageous and his life partner Minute Mouse had just stepped out of the Cat Mobile when Chauncey Frog approached holding a vacuum cleaner. He turned it on and […]

Actress Jessica Chastain has said in a recent interview that she fears for the sanity of America with Donald Trump as President. “Once society reflects the values of the president this will happen” said the actress, who was standing on the street corner hoping to be recognized. I know this for a fact. I took a […]

Caitlyn Jenner has announced plans to horrify the entire world with a full frontal nude photo shoot showing off her surgically transformed body. “The surgery was a success and I want everyone to see” she told reporters. I feel very, very excited that people will be looking at me naked. When I was first approached to […]

Former Olympic decathlon winner, former reality show TV star and former man Caitlyn Jenner has finally completed the transition to a female by having his penis removed. I was lucky to have the former Olympic decathlon winner’s, former reality TV star’s and former man’s penis sit down with me for his first “post-divorce” interview. MI: Good afternoon. It’s […]