Lieutenant Worf of the USS Enterprise has received the results of his DNA analysis. “My mate, counselor Troi, insisted I do this.” said the unhappy Star Fleet officer. She said knowledge of one’s past is key to understanding one’s present. She’s always saying shit like that. She […]

              Today it is my privilege to interview the Bishop of Rome, His Holiness Pope Francis. MI: Good afternoon Your Holiness. PF: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You recently made headlines when you revealed that you went to see a psychiatrist in the late 1970s. What did you go to see her […]

                      Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ (“The Most Trusted Name in Not Pooping in Your Shower“) I have the pleasure of interviewing Hollywood superstar Matt Damon. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Damon. MD: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s get down to what everyone wants to […]

              Captain Hook, commanding officer of the pirate ship Jolly Roger received a double blow this week as PETA activists targeted him for harassment upon learning that he had killed a crocodile. His health insurer also dropped out of the affordable care exchange and increased his premiums by $850 dollars a […]

                      It has been announced that Pete Best has been signed on to star in the new Zeppo Marx biography being produced in Hollywood. “When we decided to do a movie about Zeppo Marx we needed someone who could sell being famous for a very […]

            Producers of AMC’s hit show “The Walking Dead” have announced that the upcoming season will feature a story line with transsexual zombies. “I’m a rich, powerful Hollywood producer” said one of the show runners. And being a rich, powerful Hollywood producer means one thing: I have my finger on the […]

                    History’s greatest monster is dead, never again to terrorize America with his alt-right thoughts and anti-environment actions. Long known and feared for his destruction of trees, local animal life and aggressive, binary sexual expression the evil woodpecker was surrounded and taken out by SWAT teams from […]

                Today I have the pleasure of interviewing a controversial figure in science: None other than Doctor Henry Frankenstein himself. MI:  Good afternoon Doctor Frankenstein. HF: Please. I am no longer a doctor. I had my license stripped after my creation ran amok. MI: I’m sorry. So what are you doing […]

  Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the most fascinating woman in America, a role model for young girls everywhere. I am of course referring to Chelsea Manning. MI: Good afternoon Chelsea. I am very excited that you have agreed to be interviewed by me. Your story is […]

            Hollywood heartthrob and former sparking vampire Robert Pattinson revealed on the Jimmy Kimmel show that he was asked to masturbate a dog on the set of his latest film, “Good Time.” “The director wanted me to do it” said Pattinson. I had reservations. Then the trainer said “It’s fine. […]