Notorious white racist Congressman Peter King has stirred up a firestorm of protests against his committee that is investigating alleged homegrown radical Muslim terrorism in the U.S. In a beautiful example of the diversity that makes America great a rally of 1000 people was held in Times Square.  Liberals from the East Hamptons, the West […]

Here at the World Wide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we pride ourselves on our knowledge of history.  So when the original draft of the Gettysburg Address, complete with notes and changes, became available we decided to share it with our readers. Shortly after Lincoln received the invitation to make a few remarks at the dedication […]

CIA director Leon Panetta, testifying in front of a congressional panel investigating intelligence failures admitted that his department was caught off guard by the Cylon uprising on the twelve colonies. The CIA prides itself on keeping tabs on America’s enemies, be they rioting, racist, intolerant teabaggers, the Scottish or that chick from Nanny and the […]

As happens every four years, the President of the United States gives his inaugural address from the Capitol building.  Recently reelected,  President Obama prepared to take the oath of office for his triumphant second term. Because the Capitol Building has recently been sold the inaugural was held in the basement of a local coffee shop.  […]

In a far-reaching act of tolerance, the Muslim Brotherhood announced today that, if they are successful in establishing Sharia Law in Egypt they will limit their bloodshed to known Zionists and the allies of the Zionist state of Israel.  Non-Zionist Jews will be allowed to live, though they will have to wear the Star of […]

The entire political establishment was rocked today by the news that First Lady Michelle Obama has agreed to enter rehab for her addiction to vending machine food.  A statement released by the White House said in part: The First Lady has agreed to voluntarily enter a rehab clinic to treat her addiction to foods found […]

From the Headquarters of the Democratic Party Washington D.C. To all Americans: It has recently come to our attention that our opponents in the Republican Party are touting the so-called “Declaration of Independence”, a bourgeois document written by white slaveholders who denied a woman’s right to vote and to choose.  Let’s take a closer look […]

Representative Christopher Lee of upstate New York abruptly resigned his seat in the House yesterday after shirtless pictures of him that he posted answering a Craigslist personal ad became available online.  Ironically, Lee’s district abuts the district of similarly disgraced representative Eric Massa.  Said a resident of upstate New York, “Well, it’s not like we […]

U.S. District Judge Roger Vinson has ruled that Congress violated the Constitution by requiring Americans to buy health insurance and that the entire law “must be declared void.” The Obama Administration said that is has no plans to halt implementation of the law.  “We will continue to give the American people what they don’t want” […]

As rioting extended into its second week with over 100 Egyptians killed, onlookers from around the world wondered if Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak will be able to hold onto power.  A tense nation looked on as extra military were deployed to stop the rioters, disaffected youth.  Many asked if it would be enough?  After 30 […]