Recently I had the chance to go to Lower Manhattan and observe first-hand the protests that have garnered world-wide attention and sympathy known as “Occupy Wall Street.”  I was motivated by curiosity.  Who where they?  What did they believe in?  What did they hope to accomplish?  Did they have any weed to sell me?  Were […]

Many of my readers have asked me for more information on our political parties. And with the Presidential election a year away I am more than happy to give that information. After all, I want my readers to make an informed choice based on principle and not, like I do, vote for the candidate with […]

The assholes hikers held in Iran for two years arrived home in the United States over the weekend to tell of their ordeal in jail and to chide the United States for its civil rights violations. The two recently released hikers, Josh Fattal and Shane Bauer, both 29 and assholes  described two years of terror at […]

With the tenth anniversary of the man-caused troubles at Pearl Harbor Hawaii fast approaching the event, which should be a time for all Americans to volunteer for their favorite charity, has become marked by controversy. At 8 AM on the morning of December 7th the reading of the names of all those who perished on […]

No matter what one’s politics may be (Democrat, Republican, Liberal, Conservative, anti-midget, pro-midget) it is generally conceded by all intelligent people that Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, intellect in the world. Recently I was contacted by the Secret Service who informed me […]

A few days have passed since President Obama’s jobs speech to a joint session of congress.  No doubt all of my readers were hanging out in bars getting drunk and putting the Carpenters on the Jukebox were glued to their TVs watching the speech. But what happens after the speech?  What happens behind closed doors […]

  No jokes today. The above photo was taken on Thursday September 6th 2001.  My father, brother and my brother’s girlfriend had come down to the city for the day.  I was originally going to take them to the World Trade Center but instead opted for the Empire State Building.  Not to worry I remember […]

Dateline December 27, 1776.  Ye Olde New York Times Ye Olde New York Times, while always opposing the war has reserved judgment as to the actions of the so-called American army and their commander, George Washington.  However after the dastardly sneak attack on sleeping Hessian soldiers in Trenton yesterday we can no longer withhold our […]

Good morning loyal readers of my humble blog. What a weekend!  After a year of nonstop campaigning the Iowa straw poll has come and gone.  When I entered the 2012 Presidential race I had one goal in mind:  Maybe Olivia Wilde will go out with me if I were President Change!  Change for the American […]

Using my crack induced investigative skills I was able to gain access to a secret I made it up document that details a new 12 step program Democrats around the country will be using to recover from their defeat in the debt ceiling dog and pony show negotiations. Step 1: We Democrats admit we are […]