Afghan president Hamid Karzai and president Obama today announced a new far-reaching agreement between NATO and Afghan security forces. “This agreement is a watershed in U.S.-Afghani relations” said Karzai.  “Instead of shooting our American partners in the back of the head whenever we want we will do this only four times a month.  In return […]

Good evening MSNBC viewers.  I’m Chris Matthews reporting tonight from the pivotal state of Florida.   The polls have ended and Florida Republicans have overwhelmingly voted for the intelligent candidate Mitt Romney.  I’m joined by chief political correspondent Chucky Chuck Chuck Chucky Chuck Todd.  Good evening soul brother. Chuck Todd:  Thank you Chris.   Chris Matthews:  […]

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In his annual State of the Union address, President Obama took the opportunity to once again tout the Buffett rule, named after singer Jimmy Buffett, which would require that secretaries have as much access to margaritas as their millionaire bosses. Warming to his subject President Obama challenged congressional Republicans. “Why should a millionaire like Jimmy […]

The political season is in full swing.  Primaries have come and gone.  Candidates have bowed out.  And soon it will be time to choose a candidate to run against President Obama in 2012.   And with this choice comes many questions.  Should the Republicans choose the most “electable” candidate (as electability is defined by the press […]

Good evening.  I’m Chris Matthews.  Tonight we had  our first primary in the state of New Hampshire.  Why New Hampshire? Why does this state get the first primary?  Simply put Republicans hate Negroes.  Do I have proof of this?  I’m Chris Matthews and I work for MSNBC.  I am joined by MSNBC chief political correspondent […]

Good evening.  I’m Chris Matthews. Well tonight the race begins.  After months of watching white people and the Republican party’s token negro Herman Cain debate tonight white people in Iowa attend caucuses all across the state.  Why?  To take part in our great Republic.  But also perhaps because there are no negroes there.  I am […]

The recent parliamentary election in Russia has shown a stunning drop in support for Vladimir Putin’s  United Russia Party.  In contrast to past elections where the United Russia Party gained almost 75% of the vote their support is now down to under 60%. Experts cite as possible reasons for the loss of support Russian dissatisfaction […]

Sony Pictures announced today that it has green lighted and is rushing into production a biopic of President Barack Obama that is scheduled to be released by the end of next Summer. The movie, tentatively entitled “The Greatest Socialist Story Ever Told” will show Obama’s rise to the Presidency and the opposition he meets from […]

Republican Presidential candidate  Herman Cain, who had previously weathered allegations of sexual harassment, admitted today that he had engaged in an “improper relationship with himself” that lasted 13 years. Calling an impromptu press conference, Cain admitted to the affair: I took myself out to dinner.  I brought myself back to motel rooms.  I have often […]