As is often the case here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel, disturbing stuff gets deposited on my desk (and not just last night’s 3 am taco.  With bacon.)  In this case it is a letter that the Environmental Protection Agency will be sending out to all Americans. Dear _________: It has come to the […]

As part of the NYPD’s new “Totally not stop and frisk” policy the NYPD killed a man for selling untaxed cigarettes. “Police on the ground had received word that a man was selling untaxed cigarettes” said NYPD commissioner William Bratton. The NYPD’s first job is to enforce the law.  And to repeat, these cigarettes were […]

  “He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.” That one line from the Declaration of Independence has more meaning today than ever.  The fourth branch of our government, the bureaucratic, now is the most powerful.  The EPA continues its […]

As part of the Obama administration’s environmental program, Vice President Biden today was tagged and released into the wild. “My administration cares about the environment and maintaining the ecosystem” declared the President. I have added more federally protected wildlife sanctuaries than any administration before it.  In these protected wildlife sanctuaries it is my hope to restore […]

I like to read so when former First Lady, former Senator from New York, former Secretary of State and future 45th President Hillary Rodham Clinton released her 650 page memoir I had to scoop it up. I spent the entire night in an alley shooting up reading this fascinating tale of power, intrigue and betrayal and I’d like […]

Budgets. We all have to make them and follow them.  At the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we follow very strict budget:  Thirty dollars a week for food, 300 dollars a week for hookers and 400 a week for ointments, creams, gags, whips and assorted “funsize” toys.  And we all know what happens when one […]

Recently there was no little controversy in New York after the wife of Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio), Chirlane McCray, admitted in an interview that she wasn’t always the best parent. In the interest of fair play I have asked Mrs. Wilhelm Jr., to grace the pages of Manhattan Infidel to […]

Secretary of State John Kerry called today for a “peaceful two-state” solution to the simmering conflict between North Dakota and South Dakota. “For years the world has looked on with horror as North Dakota and South Dakota have fought each other” declared Kerry. This must stop.  There must be peace between the two nations.  North Dakota […]

Like all bloggers I have an extensive workout regimen.  Up at the crack of dawn for a ten-mile jog.  Then a 20-mile bike run.  Then I head to the gym for some weight-lifting. Okay, so all that was a lie.  It’s from my eHarmony profile.  It impresses women. Recently our Commander-in-Chief was photographed in Poland […]

The Scene:  Friday night, somewhere in America. First Announcer:  Welcome to fight night. We have an exciting match for you.  Tonight President Obama will be fighting the United States Economy in a steel cage death match. Second Announcer:Yes and as you know there has been a history of bad blood between these opponents. First Announcer:This […]