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Due to Poor Ratings, President Obama’s State of the Union Placed on Hiatus

Just six days after President Obama’s State of the Union it has been announced that the show will be placed on hiatus and no more episodes will be ordered. “We just didn’t get the ratings we hoped for” said an network executive. We had high hopes for the State of the Union show.  Obama’s a clean […]

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Thousands of Frightened Parisians Flee Scene of James Taylor Concert……Or This is Too Good For Just One Post

Yesterday I bravely reported on the James Taylor, Herman Munster John Kerry concert in France.  (Somebody has to. God knows the American press won’t.)  Tomorrow I will write about my undercover experience at the State Department. Today’s post will be devoted to the tragic aftermath in Paris.  The panic. The rioting.  The looting.  The destruction. […]

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In Display of Solidarity President Obama Sends James Taylor to Paris

A week after the tragic terrorist attacks that left 17 Frenchmen dead, and with criticism mounting over his absence at the unity march that attracted world leaders, President Obama proved how serious he is about the transatlantic partnership by having singer/songwriter James Taylor sing for the still-grieving nation. “I want to French people to know […]

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Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Hospitalized with Butt Hurt!

Embattled New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio) was hospitalized today with an unknown ailment. “He came in on a stretcher” said a nurse. He was on his stomach and he had his butt up in the air.  He kept screaming, “It hurts.  It hurts.  God it hurts!”  The nurses […]

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My Exclusive Interview With 2016 Republican Presidential Nominee Jeb Bush

With the 2016 election only a year away many contenders are crowding the field.  Today it is my honor to have the Republican Party’s presidential nominee for 2016, Jeb Bush sit down with me to answer my questions. MI: Good afternoon Mr, Bush. JB: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel.  It is a pleasure to be here to answer […]

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You’re a Mean One, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (Stage Name Bill de Blasio)

Presented without comment. You’re a mean one, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio) , You really are a heel! You’re as cuddly as a cactus, You’re as charming as an eel, Mayor Wilhelm Jr., You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You’re a monster, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., Your heart’s an […]

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An Open Letter to New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.

Recently New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) has begun constructing a fence around the perimeter of Gracie Mansion, the mayoral residence. The so-called “privacy fence” being constructed behind the existing historic red brick wall constitutes an affront to the citizens of New York City. In […]

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Joe Biden Not Allowed to Go Out and Play

A year long investigation has recommended that Vice President Biden not be allowed to go outside. “It’s true” said a White House source who insisted on anonymity. I know Joe doesn’t like it. He gets all sad and mopey but it’s for his own protection. We used to let him outside to play but let’s just say […]

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Republicans Promise to Do All They Can to Lose Big in 2016

In the month since they won sweeping majorities in the House and Senate, Republican leaders have begun to sit down and plot a losing strategy for 2016. “The American people have spoken and we have listened” declared the soon-to-be Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY). They have sent a clear message that they want socialism. […]

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My Exclusive Interview With Chuck Todd

Over the years at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have had the chance to interview many important figures.  Today I have the pleasure of talking with Chuck Todd, moderator of Meet the Press. MI: Good afternoon, Mr. Todd. CT: Nice to be here, Manhattan Infidel. MI: As moderator of Meet the Press do you feel you […]

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