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My Exclusive Interview With Sir Paul McCartney

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing one half of the greatest songwriting partnership in rock music: None other than Sir Paul McCartney. MI:Good afternoon Sir Paul. SPM:  Good afternoon Mr. Infidel.  It’s always a pleasure to talk to the press. MI: Thank you. That’s nice to hear. SPM: Shall […]

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Hillary Clinton’s New Campaign Ad Also Brings In Money!

Labor Day has passed and the campaign for President is in full swing. Campaigns cost money however and Hillary Clinton has been criticized for disappearing for weeks at a time to attend private fundraisers.  But now she doesn’t have to. For Hillary has killed two birds with one stone. Her new ad not only promotes […]

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My Exclusive Interview With San Francisco 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick

We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ are known to spend the weekends during fall on the couch watching football. And so it gives me great pleasure to interview the quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, Colin Kaepernick. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Kaepernick. CK: It’s not a good afternoon in the ‘hood, whitey. MI: What? CK: I […]

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My Exclusive Interview with James Madison

Being, like our President Barack Obama something of a Constitutional scholar, it is my distinct pleasure to interview none other than the so-called “Father” of our Constitution, James Madison himself. MI: Good day to you Mr. Madison. JM:  Good day to you Manhattan Infidel. MI: First off sorry about the British burning the Executive Mansion. JM: I […]

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Barack Obama Doesn’t Care About Black People!

Tears streamed down Kanye West’s face as he addressed the cameras. I hate the way they portray us in the media. If you see a black family it says “They’re looting.” You see a white family?  They’re looking for food. We already realize that a lot of people who could help are at war right […]

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President Obama Announces Cash for Hostages Program

With just five months to go before he leaves office, President Obama announced one more signature initiative designed to fundamentally transform America: Cash for Hostages. The following is the complete transcript of my interview with President Obama where we discussed his new program. Q:What is Cash for Hostages? Cash for hostages is exactly what it says it is. […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, July 2020: Democratic Party Nominates Dog for President!

After nominating a black man in 2008 and 2012 and a woman in 2016, the Democratic Party again showed off its progressive credentials by nominating a golden retriever for president. “While we are proud to be the only party to nominate a black man and woman we felt there was more glass ceilings that could […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents More Hacked DNC Documents

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ our mission statement is:  The facts and just the facts.  (That replaces our old mission statement of “Come on honey, just touch it.“) Document Number Two (Daily Message Guidance) MESSAGE OF THE DAY: Hillary is running FOR president because she’s a woman and she’s entitled to be […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents a Hacked DNC Document Relating to the Taco Bowl Outreach

Thanks to Wikileaks we now have a treasure trove of hacked documents from the Democratic National Committee. Because of time constraints I’ve been up for 24 hours doing meth and drinking beer and am about to crash I have not been able to read them all. However I do have a short selection ready for […]

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Ban Assault Trucks! An Editorial From the Offices of the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™

When the images of the carnage in Nice, France first arrived at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ once again we were forced to ask ourselves this question: How can this be prevented?  How long must the world suffer through events like this? The answer is obvious. We need common sense truck control! The culprit […]

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