Everyone knows that the times are tough.  Unemployment hovers around 10%. It has gotten so bad that many Mexicans are moving back to Mexico.  Aware of the tough times my fellow Americans are facing, I have decided to do what I can to alleviate the suffering I see around me.  So here for your benefit, […]

Having just received my U.S. census form in the mail, it occurs to me that I really haven’t the first idea what my readers want  (other than more cowbell.)  Inspired by the aforementioned census form I have decided, to better serve my readers, to collect information about them and what they would like to see […]

Scientists sequencing DNA from a man in Greenland who died 4000 years ago have found many surprises.  The biggest surprise?  Man four millennium ago was worried about hair loss. “It’s true” said a scientist.  “We were really blown away by this.” A full-body reconstruction of the ancient man, dubbed “full body reconstruction of ancient man” […]

A killer whale at SeaWorld in Orlando Florida grabbed its trainer and killed her in front of horrified spectators today.  Witnesses say the whale, named Tilikum, appeared agitated before it lunged at its trainer.  This is the third time Tilikum has killed a human. “We’re shocked.  We don’t know why this killer whale decided to […]

In a cave on the Pakistani border, devout muslims line up to volunteer.  But whereas before they were volunteering to become suicide bombers, now they volunteer to use the shakeweight. “Before all I wanted to do was blow myself up.  Life was only worth living if I could kill myself and the infidel too.  But […]

It’s been exactly one year since I wrote my first post for Manhattan Infidel.  I remember sitting in front of my computer thinking “What should I write about?”, “I hope my blog is interesting”, “Pants are such an encumbrance to my personal freedom”, “Sex toys?  Why not?” and “Does a blog violate my parole?”  But […]

One of the benefits of blogging is it puts you in touch with people all over the globe (and not just the people who viewed my webcam for $4.95 a minute.) While looking over the statistics for my site I noticed that on an average day, anywhere from 25% to 40% of my traffic comes […]

In perhaps the most stunning example of The Netherlands sharp turn to the right, bestiality has been banned in that country. The country, which had previously allowed bestiality as long as the human partner was not harmed, and also was responsible for 80% of the world’s bestiality porn has announced that soon its number two […]

In a bizarre ceremony today at City Hall, a visibly intoxicated Mayor Bloomberg gave the keys to the city to the blogger Manhattan Infidel, who then tried to use the keys to the City to lock out the Irish. The ceremony started at 11:00 A.M. when, much to the annoyance of those working in downtown […]

In perhaps the first sane thing New York City’s elected officials have done in decades,  February 2010 has been declared “The Month of the Manhattan Infidel” in honor of the one-year anniversary of the Manhattan Infidel blog. Christine Quinn, City Council President in making the declaration said, “New York City prides itself on its progressive […]