Throughout the World on the 40th Earth Day concerned citizens rode bikes, planted trees and found ways to reduce their carbon footprint.  But in the rest of the Universe it seems little attention is paid to Earth Day.  In fact it appears that the Earth is downright unpopular. From his vacation villa, Marvin the Martian […]

The United Nations General Assembly held an all day debate considering the options the world has against the “repeated aggressions of Iceland’s Volcano.” With air traffic at a standstill and President Barack Obama forced to play golf instead of attending the funeral of Poland’s President, the U.N. declared that Iceland’s Volcano is the “greatest threat […]

The CIA has in its possession the minutes of a top secret Al Qaeda leadership meeting held at the Holiday Inn in Dubai last January.  Through the Freedom of Information Act the minutes were obtained so that you, my readers, may be informed as to the ruthless nature of our enemy. Proceedings: Meeting called to […]

Pasiphae, daughter of Helios and fan of free bull love, appeared on a special episode of the Jerry Springer show dedicated to unusual sexual fetishes and their devotees. Appearing with Pasiphae on the show were a man addicted to ’70s porn and Damon Evans, the second actor to play Lionel Jefferson on the popular TV […]

Since the bombshell admission by Ricky Martin of his homosexuality, Al Qaeda has seen a 67% decrease in female suicide bomber enrollment. What was a week ago filled with long lines, female suicide bomber recruitment centers are now reporting that some have not seen one recruit. “Our numbers have dried up quicker than CNN’s ratings” […]

Much like the Nag Hammadi library and other long lost scrolls discovered in the Egyptian desert, new diaries and letters written during the Civil War have shed light and brought about differing interpretations as to why the war was fought. “We used to think it was about slavery or state’s rights or whatever you want […]

Go to any gym in any city in the United States and you will find people doing their Pontius Pilates.  Within a few short months America has gone Pontius Pilates crazy. People Magazine has called Pontius Pilates “The most surprising fad to conquer America since the Postal Department killing sprees of the 1980s.”  NBC and […]

The Manhattan Infidel blog generates lots of reader mail and I would like to share with you a sample of the letters I get from concerned readers on a broad range of issues. L.L. writes, “I recently shot and killed a federal agent and buried him in my back yard.  But that’s not my problem.  […]

A meeting at the White House today between representatives of the Girl Scouts and President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden took an unexpected turn with many of the Girl Scouts crying and asking for their parents. The Girl Scouts were assembled in the White House to honor those among them who sold the most cookies.  […]

The passage of the health care entitlement package combined with America’s exploding debt has forced the bond credit rating organization Standard and Poor’s to change the U.S credit rating.  S&P has announced that henceforth the U.S. debt assessment will be “Pete Best”, the lowest assignable level. Deven Sharma, President of S&P, announced the change today. […]