Recently I had the good fortune to sit down with an exclusive interview with the investor, industrialist and philanthropist Warren Buffett, (pictured in his favorite duck suit) currently ranked as the fifth richest man in the world. MI:  Thank you for meeting with me Mr. Buffett WB: My pleasure. MI:  My first question is where […]

For weeks now the proud city of Londinium has been subject to rioting, pillage and arson from disaffected youths of the Roman empire. The empire Valentinian I has promised to restore “order and harmony” to the western edge of the empire. Authorities have been struggling for answers as to the cause of the rioting, which […]

Many of my readers ask me, “Manhattan Infidel, will my arrest for public lewdness jeopardize my job as a high school guidance counselor?” Absolutely not!  It happens to me all the time.  Just remember to tell the police that the Crisco oil was for demonstration purposes only. Others tell me, “Manhattan Infidel if loving Mickey […]

A black bear traveling with her cubs mauled a 17-year old boy participating in a outdoor survival class.  The teen was part of a new “green” outdoor survival course where, instead of being armed with a knife and other instruments of survival while looking for their own food, participants are sent out into the wilderness […]

Pain in the ass lawyer and major in the 2nd Rhode Island infantry, Sullivan Ballou officially ruined it for all men by writing a letter home to his wife.  The effects of this notorious letter are still being felt today. A week before the first Battle of Bull Run Ballou wrote a letter (“The Letter”) […]

Good Afternoon.  As the President of the Zombie Anti-Defamation league I would like to take this opportunity to say a few words on behalf of all zombies. First off, let me say that we love living in America.  This country has been very good to zombies.  Why, two of our own have even been elected […]

Here at the world wide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we take seriously our responsibility to our readers.  What do my readers want?  What topics would they like to see in Manhattan Infidel?  Is it safe to read Manhattan Infidel at work? I didn’t know she was a cop!  Sex toys? Should I invest in gold?  […]

July 12, 2012. Lisa Jackson, administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency died today of mercury poisoning after breaking a new CFL lamp in her home. Miss Jackson’s unexpected demise was brought about when, in keeping with her desire to save energy she attempted to place a new CFL bulb in her kitchen. In accordance with […]

A committee of international physicists and chemists have agreed to update the periodic table periodically. “We want the table to be living, breathing, not stagnant.  The only way to do that is to add elements to the table.  Yes, this is a cry for help.  I’m very lonely.  All my fellow chemists are very lonely.  […]

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