Note:  This post was written before Mayor Michael useless fuck Bloomberg grew a pair and decided to steam clean Zuccotti park and drive out the filthy hippies. Many of my readers ask me, “Manhattan Infidel, why the eye shadow?”   They also ask me why I haven’t gone down to the park to take pictures […]

As the movement that has changed the world hey you kids get off my property enters its second month with no signs of slowing down, Hollywood, long the bastion of the oppressed, has taken notice.  Many in Hollywood have made great sacrifices to show their support for the occupiers: Second and third homes have had […]

November 3rd 2011.  For immediate release: The executive subcommittee of the committee of the Sub Executive committee of Occupy Wall Street is proud to announce our first of we hope many more corporate sponsors:  Dynamack Suction Device Penis Pumps. In our consuming struggle against capitalism we recognize the need to raise money.  While thankful for […]

Well it was bound to happen.  First Herman Cain gets targeted by the left.  Now yours truly, the humble blogger known as Manhattan Infidel has  had to defend himself against allegations of sexual harassment. A story in Politico states that I, the Manhattan Infidel while President of a global company, Vice President of a publishing […]

Because I care about my loyal readers and want to see them happy I now present the official Manhattan Infidel Guide to First Date Etiquette. Just follow my advice.  Trust me.  You will never get a date, I mean, never have to go on a first date again. Dress with finesse.  Think carefully about your […]

In his heroic last moments of life, Libyan strongman Muammar Gaddafi remained true to his socialist principles, telling his captors that he was ready to die. “My death is not a death but a redistribution of life. As a socialist it’s only fair that we redistribute everything.” As he was being beaten to death Gaddafi […]

As Occupy Wall Street, the movement that has transformed the world, moves into its second month there has been one constant.  Well, two if you count feces in the street.  Well, three if you count redistribution of MacBooks.  Well four if you count giant puppets.  But there has really been only one constant besides the […]

Calling it a “historic opportunity” to reach out to the disenfranchised,  New York University President John Sexton announced that new classes will be offered specifically for the Occupy Wall Street protesters. Brandishing a pamphlet containing descriptions of the new classes Sexton claimed that this “will put NYU on the forefront of higher education for a […]

The famous Easy-Bake Oven, beloved to generations of children but mom I don’t want to bake I want to go outside and play has become the latest victim of government bureaucracy run wild.  While the Easy-Bake Oven is still legal (for now) the EPA has announced that new regulations will govern the sale and use […]

“Let’s give them a Republic. And let’s redistribute the sex” ~ Ben Franklin Over the past 230 years Ben Franklin’s compassionate message has been forgotten by many.  But no more.  The last few years have witnessed a return to the message of our founders.  Now is the time for Franklin’s vision to once again define […]