Greetings fellow militants in the struggle against imperialism, Zionism and the Great Satan!  We hope you had a great year.  You know, being a member of Al-Qaeda is more than shootings, bombings and suicide attacks.  There are cookouts and family events too.  We like to think of ourselves as a social club.  Without Jews, of […]

Offer Letter Harvard University To The Honorable Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: On behalf of the board of directors of Harvard University we are pleased to offer you a tenured position as a professor of American Injustice at our distinguished ivy league school. We here at Harvard have followed closely your struggle against American oppression.  We hope you […]

The case of alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev reveals the special stresses and strains of immigrants in an increasingly intolerant and right-wing America. Interviews with classmates of Tsarnaev reveal a lonely and conflicted recent immigrant, desperately trying to fit in and become “American” yet prevented from doing so by the very Americans that surrounded […]

Due to the budget cuts slight decrease in increased spending mandated by the sequester it has been announced that Fleet Week 2013  has officially been cancelled for New York City. “Sadly this is true” New York mayor Michael Bloomberg informed reporters. Because the teabaggers forced draconian budget cuts slight decrease in increased spending upon the […]

For the past few days many people have been wondering about my whereabouts.  And not just the usual suspects (parole officers, ex-wives, pimps I owe money to, trannies I haven’t paid). No, the respectable, internet-dwelling readers of this blog have wondered where I have been. Last Friday after spending some time watching the news (apparently […]

Note:  6:40 am, April 19th.  This post was written before the events of this morning. The Federal Bureau of Investigation today released photos of the prime suspects in the Boston Marathon bombing.  As a service to my readers I now present the photos, complete with FBI analysis. Official Release from the office of FBI Director […]

Shortly after three pm local time two bombs went off at the finish line of the Boston Marathon. In the 24 hours since the tragedy unfolded and with no hard news as to who is responsible, I, as a member of the mainstream media must lay the blame squarely at the feet of the Republican […]

  Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we are not just a place to find great Asian porn.  No, we are a news site as well.   Though we realize the great Asian porn is why most people stop by.  But we also like to provide our readers with information.  Because information is the […]

Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice was fired after a video hit the internet showing him bullying his players. Said the athletic director for Rutgers: Naturally I’m as shocked as anybody to discover that the basketball coach I hired is an asshole.  In all the years that I’ve been involved in college sports I have […]

Dateline, Jerusalem.  33 A.D. Ye Olde New Yorke Times An itinerant preacher by the name of Jesus abandoned all efforts to raise the standard of living of Judea’s poor by going back to his father. Jesus was subject to the death penalty over the weekend for repeatedly calling for those in the Roman occupation to […]