Spam! (The Unpleasant Keyhole Experience Edition)

Spam I am.

Spam I am.

It is time once again for the only thing left that makes western civilization worth living in: Spam! So hold on to your hats and enjoy the latest in meat by-products.  No wait.  Meat by-products are what’s in my crawlspace.  That makes two things left that make western civilization worth living in.

EAcxSErvmy writes:

Primary stroke centers certainly should be more numerous.

I hear you ‘bro.  Living in NYC I have primary stroke centers all over Manhattan.  The cops still can’t find all of them.

Armandet writes:

When astronomers looked at this object in 2003 with Hubble, they saw a very classic ‘hourglass’ shape.

Isn’t that sexist attitude so typical of the heteronormative patriarchy?

WilliamNip writes:

Since they allege you were caught on camera, they should make that video available.

That’s what I told my lawyer!  I mean it could have been anybody waving his junk on that video.

Holliser Sale writes:

Delicate features in the young housewife.

That’s why she’s in my crawlspace.  I have very high standards.

XL20140220 writes:

Tasty tips!

Thanks.  It’s the chocolate nipple-licker drops.

Ray Ban 2243 writes:

Just plain disrespectful to the dead!

Hey, what’s the point of working in a morgue if you can’t have sex with the corpses?

Chaussures Louboutin writes:

I have done a lot of research on fermenting.

You’ve never known the touch of a woman, have you?

Hogan Interactive Donna writes:

My heart is full of fantasy!

Take a cold shower, hippie!

Ray Ban Prezzi writes:

What’s your opinion?

It is my firm belief that George Lazenby was the best James Bond ever.

Generic Cialis Manufacture writes:

Boners with Viagra!

I saw that movie.  The production values were excellent.

Occhiali Ray Ban 01 writes:

Then enjoy a few wipings.

I always wipe when I’m finished.  It’s just good manners.

Coach Outlet Stores in Michigan writes:

I’m still learning from you.

Free your mind, baby!  Now put on this French maid outfit.

Nike Mercurial writes:

A drunken time to show myself.

I’m still banned from many nude beaches myself.

Louboutin Paris writes:

Her body suddenly a heavy fall.

Just curious, which date rape drug do you use?

And finally, Gmnlelay writes:

Another very bad keyhole experience. 

I had the same problem once with Erin Andrews.  I had booked a hotel room right next to her and, well, mistakes were made.  Misunderstandings prevailed.  I still legally cannot talk about it.

And there you have it readers.  Until next time keep the Spam coming!


One Response

  1. George Lazenby? You really need to get out more, my friend.

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