Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, March 18th, 2013

Mayor Bloomberg Bans 32-Ounce AIDS Cocktails

  As part of his war against obesity Mayor Bloomberg announced today that 32-ounce AIDS cocktails will now be unavailable in New York City.  At the press conference announcing his measure Bloomberg expressed concern over the waistlines of AIDS sufferers. “Why do you need to drink a 32-ounce AIDS cocktail anyway” said the mayor. You’re […]

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