Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, March 8th, 2013

E-Trade Baby Enters Rehab

  The baby made famous in the the E-Trade commercials has entered rehab, citing an addiction to “poop” brought on by “stress and dehydration.” “It’s true” said the baby’s agent. My client is going through a very rough patch in his life right now.  The stress of his career, the fame, all this came on […]