Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

*** Breaking News *** Herman Cain Admits to 13-Year Affair with Himself

Republican Presidential candidate  Herman Cain, who had previously weathered allegations of sexual harassment, admitted today that he had engaged in an “improper relationship with himself” that lasted 13 years. Calling an impromptu press conference, Cain admitted to the affair: I took myself out to dinner.  I brought myself back to motel rooms.  I have often […]