Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Hollywood Files for Divorce from America

Hollywood, long synonymous with America and American culture announced today that it intends to file for divorce. “This has been a long time coming” said Hollywood. “We’ve grown apart.  We no longer share the same values.  America and I have nothing in common.  Hell, we don’t even like each other anymore.” As part of the […]