Here at the World Wide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we are proud, justifiably so, of our excellent track record in bringing facts, and only the facts, to our readers.  However, due to budget constraints and an otherwise bad economy we have had to let our fact checker go.  (It was either the fact checker or the secretary with the insatiable sexual  appetite.) Conscience-bound, we now take the opportunity to clear up a few mistakes that have appeared in this blog.

1. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is in fact a warm-blooded mammal.  We are sorry for writing that he is a “cold-blooded lizard-like puss-filled abominable stench on the body politic, a fascist, inhuman, arrogant sodium swilling hypocrite who thinks the electorate work for him, a crooked ground zero mosque loving ass who loves term limits (except when they apply to him.)  Upon further fact checking we have discovered that Mayor Bloomberg is not filled with puss and is actually an animatronic Walt Disney creation that has achieved consciousness.  We apologize for the mistake.
2. Boston is part of the United States.  We wrote that Boston is “somewhere in the lower rungs of Hell, where the damned go to be impaled, flayed, cut open and roasted for all eternity.”  Upon further fact checking we have discovered that Boston is in fact the lowest circle of Hell and is nothing more than Satan’s feces. (How else do you explain the Red Sox.) We apologize for the error.
3. An item in Manhattan Infidel incorrectly stated that Michael Jordon is “a basketball player and former black man.” He is in fact a former basketball player and a Romulan.  We apologize for the error.
4. I incorrectly mentioned that the United States is composed of 50 states.  Our President Barack Obama has said that there are 57 states in the Union.  While I still believe there are 50, President Obama has been declared infallible in matters of faith and doctrine by the media and I must defer to his judgment.
5. An item in Manhattan Infidel incorrectly stated that popular talk show “The View” is hosted by women.  Upon further fact checking we have now come to believe that it is hosted by flesh eating bacteria.  We apologize for misleading our readers.

And there you have it.  A sample of the errors that have graced the pages of Manhattan Infidel.  We hope to improve our record in the future.  Note:  The Manhattan Infidel is looking to hire a fact checker with an insatiable sexual appetite.  If you are a fact checker with an insatiable sexual appetite or know of one, please send an email to webmaster@manhattaninfidel.com  We are an equal opportunity employer.  As long as you are under 25.  And blond.  And like to dress up as a nurse, french maid or cop.

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