Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Santa Claus Denied Flyover Rights in American Air Space

From Washington today it was announced that Santa Claus, fur-wearing, white male of northern European origin will be denied access to American air space on Christmas Eve. In his weekly radio address, President Obama wished all Americans a “Happy Holiday Season and may the principles of Kwanzaa enlighten all of us.” He then went on […]