Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Contrite Tiger Woods Promises to Sleep with Black Women in the Future

In a bizarre press conference today, golf legend Tiger Woods made his first public appearance, acknowledging mistakes and promising that “in the future, I will avail myself of the opportunity to sleep with black woman.” Flanked by Jesse Jackson and Al  Sharpton,  Woods expressed deep shame for his actions. “I have failed.  I have failed […]