Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Mad Liberal Scientists Perform Experiments on Constitution

The  equipment buzzed and flashed.  On the table was strapped a copy of the Constitution of the United States.  Grafted onto it were the Constitutions of Venezuela and Iran. Mad Scientist Dr. Nancy Pelosi and her assistant Harry “Igor” Reid danced maniacally around the table as it was lowered from the ceiling.  The equipment was […]